Hope you're all coming down from your candy corn hangovers. Yes, Halloween night can sometimes take a toll on its celebrators' arteries, as well as their livers. Lucky for you, we have the perfect medicine: more sexy, Halloween-themed animated GIFs! They won't decrease the amount of trips you'll be taking to the bathroom today, but they'll probably take your mind off of the discomfort for a while. So let's take a peek at what some of our favorite hotties dressed as for Halloween...
#8: Rose McGowan is a nice piece of tail
I caught MONKEYBONE while flipping through channels a few weeks ago, and I completely forgot how bizarrely attractive Rose McGowan looks as a feline/human hybrid. I guess it's not technically a costume in the movie, but if I see Rose attending a "furry" convention in that outfit, you can sign me up! That's cos-play purrrrfection.
#7: Diora Baird is Poca-hot-ass
If you're thinking... of watching... the horror-parody film STAN HELSING... Don't! The movie's about as big a cinematic turd as cinematic turds get. In fact, "cinematic" is being ever too generous. The only thing that makes it watchable is Diora Baird, for obvious reasons. Both of her obvious reasons are heavily featured in it, and are often the butt (or breast?) of the jokes. So why not save yourself some time and cash by staring at this GIF of Diora in her Indian costume? Well, I mean, I guess that's an Indian costume. More like a tribal goddess.
#6: Jessica Biel is yet another Catwoman
When we did our TGIFs tribute to shiny leather last week, I mentioned that there are simply too many "Catwomen" to choose from (we've already featured one on this list). Jessica Biel's version fits this list rather nicely, since she's not actually Catwoman, just dressed like her at costume party in I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY. And we wonder why Adam Sandler's movies do so well. You can also click on this GIF to get a bigger version. You're welcome.
#5: Jessica Alba tries to escape her doom
I've been giving Jessica Alba a whole lot of MovieHotties love lately, what with this video tribute and featuring her in all three "TGIFs" columns thus far. Here she is in the stoner-horror film IDLE HANDS, dressed as an angel. Well, at least she was dressed as an angel, but this GIF takes place moments after she had half of her costume ripped off. This was the first movie I had ever seen Alba in, and when this scene came on, I knew she'd become a star. Jessica went from being a "white angel" to "half an angel with green lighting", before she went on to play "Dark Angel". Hmmm.
#4: Olivia Munn shows off her Chun-Li's
It's always nice to reminisce about Olivia Munn's "Attack of the Show" days, back when dressing up in revealing outfits was a part of her everyday job. This GIF is taken from a skit she did as Chun-Li from Street Fighter, where she was advertising a pair of red panties made especially for fighting and distracting your enemies. Red panties. Enemies. Distraction. Panties. Wait, what?
#3: Kate Upton adjusts her Easter eggs
Kate Upton pulled this little stunt during Easter of last year, when she starred in this provocative little video dressed as the Easter Bunny. That technically makes this GIF more relatable to Easter than Halloween, but it's still a costume nonetheless. Either way, I don't think there will be any complaints.
#2: Elvira tries to shake off two big spiders
Because there just weren't enough boobs in this column already. I actually had several Elvira GIFs in mind, mainly from the film ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK. There are plenty of moments in that movie that would be nice to view on a continuous loop, but this one has been haunting me on a nightly basis (in a nice way). There's really not much else that needs to be said here.... Unpleasant dreams!
#1: Rachel McAdams is a bunny... Duh!
Surely some of you must have been expecting this to show up on the list. Bunnies, cats and other cuddly animals have proven to be popular costumes among hot females. MEAN GIRLS doesn't seem like the sort of film that screams "Halloween", but anyone who's seen it probably remembers Rachel McAdams wiggling her criminally underrated rump in a slutty bunny costume. If you don't, let this be a friendly reminder. This GIF is so wonderful and festive, it only makes sense to present it... rorchach style!