See, now this is what Lindsay Lohan should have done 4 years ago. After forcing everyone to endure the sight of her lovely red hair destroyed by a prolonged, drug-addled blond travesty for so long, Lindsay has finally realized that she's never going to be Marilyn Monroe and has returned to her roots - literally. Could this be her Sampson moment? Was her greatest strength locked up in those crimson locks of hers? Probably not, but it's so nice to see her back with an approximation of her red hair again. It's not quite her natural shade, but she still looks 20 times better now. Suddenly, I'm almost ready to want to bang her again. If she can keep off the coke for a few more months and not get herself incarcerated, we're golden.











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Oh yeah, it's SLOW-TO-BIG CLAP TIME.