You may have heard the good news the other day that this year's biggest train wreck celeb, Justin Bieber, is supposedly retiring after his hew new album infects the world. I'd very much like to think our long, national nightmare is over, but I'm taking a wait and see approach on that. At this point, the infected butt boil is still putting out all kinds of puss, some of it in the form of a movie called BELIEVE (ugh...) which opens on Christmas day. Pop star Jessica Jarrell, who has been his opening act on his tour lately, attended the premiere of this latest abomination in a sexy, tight, see thru number which helped put a nice silver lining on the massive storm of shit erupting on this night in LA. An interesting fact about Jessica, at least according to her IMDB page, is that she served as an assistant to Mike Judge during the production of some of his various movies and TV shows. Must have been an honorary title, as she was only 4 when he was making OFFICE SPACE. Unless he needed assistance with his play dough sculpting or sand box playing. She was good enough at her job to bring back 7 more times for King of the Hill episodes and IDIOCRACY. If I were her, I'd try to get back her Mike Judge assistant job. That's way better than having to endure Bieber's shit singles night after night.
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