I can't take it. I simply can't. All of the hoopla around Channing Tatum makes nauseated. I don't get the appeal and believe me, I've tried. I've sat through some of his movies more than once to see if he would eventually grow on me and the only thing that's resulted is me being more and more pissed that a boring dude named Channing would be a bigger box office star than Sam Rockwell, or... well, ANYONE else.
But to put the salted icing on my wounded cake, it turns out that the MAGIC MIKE star has gone and impregnated his wife of 3 years, Jenna Dewan. Why is this supposedly all-important right now? Well, since he was named People's Sexiest Man of the Year, it's the first time since '07 (when the dude on the cover was Matt Damon) that the crowned dude has become a father during his reign. I'm taking as much comfort as I can in the fact that Dewan was positively radiant at the VH1 Divas concert, in that stage when the upstairs neighbors know the body is pregnant but haven't yet informed the downstairs neighbors yet. (Yes, that's vaguely paraphrased from HIMYM.) Oh, then there's the other factoid: the previous People's Sexiest Man to become a dad during his reign? Mel Gibson.
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