Yesterday we had the teaser, so now comes the inevitable "leak" of the full Lindsay Lohan Playboy spread. Not a lot of surprises here. It's heavily Photoshopped, as expected. She's still blonde, as expected. I'd say that her body is looking pretty good for the most part, although how much of that is due to the Photoshop we may never know. I tend not to trust most magazine layouts as far as body condition goes, Playboy in particular. After all, it was Hugh Hefner who pioneered the idea of retouching photo spreads way before Photoshop even existed.
It's amusing how the title page refers to her as "America's most fascinating celebrity." Really? Perhaps fascinating in that she's still a celebrity after years of professional obscurity. Or fascinating that she manages to stay out of jail after repeated brazen acts of defiance against the courts. Or fascinating that she's still alive, what with all the booze and chemicals she puts into herself. If that's what they mean by fascinating, I suppose they have a point. Personally, I rate insect copulation slightly higher than the details of Lindsay's life, but I'm funny that way.