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The full Lindsay Lohan Playboy spread

Dec. 9, 2011by: Droz

Yesterday we had the teaser, so now comes the inevitable "leak" of the full Lindsay Lohan Playboy spread. Not a lot of surprises here. It's heavily Photoshopped, as expected. She's still blonde, as expected. I'd say that her body is looking pretty good for the most part, although how much of that is due to the Photoshop we may never know. I tend not to trust most magazine layouts as far as body condition goes, Playboy in particular. After all, it was Hugh Hefner who pioneered the idea of retouching photo spreads way before Photoshop even existed.

It's amusing how the title page refers to her as "America's most fascinating celebrity." Really? Perhaps fascinating in that she's still a celebrity after years of professional obscurity. Or fascinating that she manages to stay out of jail after repeated brazen acts of defiance against the courts. Or fascinating that she's still alive, what with all the booze and chemicals she puts into herself. If that's what they mean by fascinating, I suppose they have a point. Personally, I rate insect copulation slightly higher than the details of Lindsay's life, but I'm funny that way.

Source: Playboy.com

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9:56AM on 12/12/2011
So the only chick to post on here (me) is the only one to realize that this photo shoot is a take on the very first issue of Playboy, which featured Marilyn Monroe. [link]

You guys suck at life.
So the only chick to post on here (me) is the only one to realize that this photo shoot is a take on the very first issue of Playboy, which featured Marilyn Monroe. [link]

You guys suck at life.
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9:56PM on 12/11/2011
ummmm ya worst pictorial EVER!
ummmm ya worst pictorial EVER!
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4:37PM on 12/11/2011

No good...

She looks SUPER hot as a RED HEAD. But Heff can't see anything that's not a blond. Too bad really, because as Silky Johnson would say, What can be said about Lohan in this spread that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? She looks bombed out and depleted!
She looks SUPER hot as a RED HEAD. But Heff can't see anything that's not a blond. Too bad really, because as Silky Johnson would say, What can be said about Lohan in this spread that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? She looks bombed out and depleted!
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11:25AM on 12/11/2011
@coryalexander: Yeah, but Dana and Tiffany showed the beaver...
@coryalexander: Yeah, but Dana and Tiffany showed the beaver...
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8:51AM on 12/11/2011
This is a great career move. I mean c'mon it worked for Dana Plato and Tiffany.
This is a great career move. I mean c'mon it worked for Dana Plato and Tiffany.
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7:21PM on 12/10/2011
Looking good to me, then again, I'm a straight guy who likes big tits.
Looking good to me, then again, I'm a straight guy who likes big tits.
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5:59PM on 12/10/2011

I just threw up in my mouth

BLAAAAAAARRRGH!!!
BLAAAAAAARRRGH!!!
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5:33PM on 12/10/2011
Honestly though, she did naked photos a while ago where she was like Marilyn Monroe and they were way hotter. They could have better locations for the shoot, red velvet in the background was a terribly boring idea. And the nudity is also boring. The previous nudes a few years back were way better.
Honestly though, she did naked photos a while ago where she was like Marilyn Monroe and they were way hotter. They could have better locations for the shoot, red velvet in the background was a terribly boring idea. And the nudity is also boring. The previous nudes a few years back were way better.
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10:10AM on 12/10/2011
The lack of showing off what she's got down below is no surprise. This is common practice for Playboy any time they get a celebrity. The thing I don't like about this spread is that she doesn't look very much like Lindsay Lohan. If I were to buy this magazine, I'd want to see what *she* looks like, not what she looks like made up like Marilyn Monroe. Lindsay is actually a very pretty woman (well, other than those teeth), I'm disappointed they hid her behind someone else's makeup and hair
The lack of showing off what she's got down below is no surprise. This is common practice for Playboy any time they get a celebrity. The thing I don't like about this spread is that she doesn't look very much like Lindsay Lohan. If I were to buy this magazine, I'd want to see what *she* looks like, not what she looks like made up like Marilyn Monroe. Lindsay is actually a very pretty woman (well, other than those teeth), I'm disappointed they hid her behind someone else's makeup and hair dye.
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9:47AM on 12/10/2011
That is what I like to call an "awesome rack".

Of course the general setting and concept of the shoot itself is boring, uninspired and lame, but hey, it's Playboy, they haven't had any decent celebrity shoots in decades.
That is what I like to call an "awesome rack".

Of course the general setting and concept of the shoot itself is boring, uninspired and lame, but hey, it's Playboy, they haven't had any decent celebrity shoots in decades.
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3:21AM on 12/11/2011
Actually the shoot is quite the opposite of uninspired. The shoot itself looks to be inspired by Marilyn Monroe's debut shoot with Playboy where they used red velvet and or red sheets as the background. So it's simple because it's supposed have that classic feel to it. She looks fucking hot. Give me a break guys. Like any of you would pass that up.
Actually the shoot is quite the opposite of uninspired. The shoot itself looks to be inspired by Marilyn Monroe's debut shoot with Playboy where they used red velvet and or red sheets as the background. So it's simple because it's supposed have that classic feel to it. She looks fucking hot. Give me a break guys. Like any of you would pass that up.
9:29AM on 12/10/2011

Who is that?

Why does playboy insist on paying people to pose, then airbrush them so much they are unrecognizable? I honestly wonder sometimes if the person even posed at all or if the playboy artists simply created the entire picture in photoshop.
Why does playboy insist on paying people to pose, then airbrush them so much they are unrecognizable? I honestly wonder sometimes if the person even posed at all or if the playboy artists simply created the entire picture in photoshop.
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2:26AM on 12/10/2011
I'm glad I'm not clicking on the photos...I never wanted to.
Also the photos look severely photoshopped.
I'm glad I'm not clicking on the photos...I never wanted to.
Also the photos look severely photoshopped.
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9:59PM on 12/09/2011
Where's the pussy shot?

Not bad. I prefer bigger nipples, though.
Where's the pussy shot?

Not bad. I prefer bigger nipples, though.
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8:54PM on 12/09/2011
That bears a resemblance to Rose McGowan , more than LINDSAY . Too bad really .
That bears a resemblance to Rose McGowan , more than LINDSAY . Too bad really .
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8:05PM on 12/09/2011

"whether or not it's photoshop"

really?

[link]

REALLY?!
really?

[link]

REALLY?!
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7:58PM on 12/09/2011
The photo shoot is, well, boring. Unlike most people here, I actually find her attractive in these photos. Whether that is, in fact, photoshop or not, she looks good in them. But the shoot itself is so boring and plain. It just seems like this spread is one that no on really cared much about. I guess I can't blame them, really.
The photo shoot is, well, boring. Unlike most people here, I actually find her attractive in these photos. Whether that is, in fact, photoshop or not, she looks good in them. But the shoot itself is so boring and plain. It just seems like this spread is one that no on really cared much about. I guess I can't blame them, really.
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7:44PM on 12/09/2011

She look so hot!!!

But then again, so could anyone with this much photoshopping.
But then again, so could anyone with this much photoshopping.
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6:18PM on 12/09/2011
Wish there was a neutral option for this.

Soo... do ANY gals still actually show their crotch in Playboy? Or, due to the unfortunate rise in the practice of shaving, is that a thing of the past? : ?
Wish there was a neutral option for this.

Soo... do ANY gals still actually show their crotch in Playboy? Or, due to the unfortunate rise in the practice of shaving, is that a thing of the past? : ?
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5:31PM on 12/09/2011

All things considered, not too bad

I'm not like most of you guys who only date supermodels, so I have a higher tolerance for less than perfect looks.
I'm not like most of you guys who only date supermodels, so I have a higher tolerance for less than perfect looks.
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5:17PM on 12/09/2011

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she looks like Rose McGowan.
she looks like Rose McGowan.
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4:33PM on 12/09/2011

This Girl is better looking

nuff said: [link]
what you think ?
nuff said: [link]
what you think ?
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4:26PM on 12/09/2011
People is gonna pay for that shit?!
People is gonna pay for that shit?!
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4:21PM on 12/09/2011

Has a Marilyn Monroe vibe

which I'm sure was highly deliberate. Unfortunately, this girl has managed to hit all of Marilyn's lows without hitting the highs first. I'm predicting a slow downhill slide from here, folks.
which I'm sure was highly deliberate. Unfortunately, this girl has managed to hit all of Marilyn's lows without hitting the highs first. I'm predicting a slow downhill slide from here, folks.
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4:20PM on 12/09/2011
I thought these were supposed to be Lindsay Lohan. All I see is some 40 year old crack whore.
I thought these were supposed to be Lindsay Lohan. All I see is some 40 year old crack whore.
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4:04PM on 12/09/2011

Don't care how skanky.

Busy fappin
Busy fappin
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4:02PM on 12/09/2011
Lots of photoshop. but all magazines do it. In the end I find them quite nice, tastefully done.
Lots of photoshop. but all magazines do it. In the end I find them quite nice, tastefully done.
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3:58PM on 12/09/2011
She's such a skank now. Too bad.
She's such a skank now. Too bad.
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3:29PM on 12/09/2011
Whole lotta airbrushing. Whole lotta Photoshop. Whole lotta tricky lighting. She looks hideous.
Whole lotta airbrushing. Whole lotta Photoshop. Whole lotta tricky lighting. She looks hideous.
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7:37PM on 12/09/2011
Indeed, how come she has actual areolas in some pictures but not others? Well, at least you can't see all those freckles that litter her body. : P
Indeed, how come she has actual areolas in some pictures but not others? Well, at least you can't see all those freckles that litter her body. : P
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