The sight of Jesse Heiman, aka GoDaddy geek, kissing anything is nothing anyone wants to see. Still, I'm happy for the guy. The 34-year-old star of the Super Bowl is getting all kinds of attention, most importantly from the kinds of ladies who might otherwise never give him the time of day, like Maria Menounos, who gave Jesse the second best time of his life with a little Extra sugar on her show. Now if he'd gotten a handful of her ass to go along with that, that surely would have become the new pinnacle moment of his life. As it stands, 45 takes of serious first base action with Bar Refaeli still has to stand as the best time this guy will probably ever have. Did you know Bar actually had an urge to do this long before that commercial? In a recent interview about her GoDaddy commercial, she said it's always been a fantasy of hers when out at a club with her friends, to heap gobs of affection on the one guy in the place least likely to ever draw her attention. So I guess she's probably got that urge out of her system now. All you losers who have been stalking Bar around town, hoping she might somehow make your dreams come true, are now shit out of luck.
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