Christina Aguilera is in Maxim this month, showing off that slimmed down figure. Is it a coincidence that she's returned to her former state of hotness just before the next season of The Voice comes on? No, probably not. Christina let herself go after the steam had run out on her music career, not anticipating the possibility that she might be on TV deciding on the potential for other people to have music careers. I'm not crazy about the show, as is the case with most shows today, but I will give it kudos for giving Xtina an excuse to get back in shape. I just hope she doesn't start in with her attention whoring ways again. And whatever she does, stay away from the afros. Remember that blonde monstrosity she was wearing a few years back? Or that pink thing she did last year on the show? It's been decades since anyone was looking at fros as a viable fashion statement and then only for black people. White girls with blonde hair somehow teasing it up into big bushes of curls is nothing anyone wants to see. Let's not go there again, okay Christina? Show us tons of cleavage, bend over a lot and sing in your wannabe black girl voice, if you must. Just keep it sexy, okay? It's been awhile since you've been sexy. We need to ease back into thinking of you that way again. Don't do anything to mess that up.
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