I knew it! I f*cking knew it! They said that I was crazy! They said that it would never happen!
But, for real, though, I was right. Although, I think this is it. Not only have I not received my free 138 bottled water yet, but I haven't received a personal thank you naked pic from ANY of these models, including Jaclyn Swedberg (pictured below). ANY of them… Even after all the free promotional content I've been giving them, I feel a little cheated. Add on to the fact that I'm addicted to these pictures and I can't help but post any whenever I come across them, they've given me a disease that I cannot shake. Later this evening, while I'm in bed, my closet door is going to open and a giant, floating bottle of 138 water is going to slowly hover over my sleeping body. "ResidentRiddle64. Why have you stopped writing about us?" it will inquire in a Satanic voice. I'm sorry Demonic 138 Bottled Water Figure, but to truly move on from my addiction, I must carry on and stop writing articles for you OR posting sexy pics like these. Threaten me with death. Threaten me with possession. I'm not afraid. Please, God, don't kill me. Okay, maybe I'm not done. However, I'm seriously going to have to get some makeup water or pics, Demon Bottle. Writing these bizarre paragraphs and posting these pictures aint easy, okay?
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