We're doing something a little bit different today at MovieHotties. Where we normally go online, find some pictures of ridiculously hot celebrities and share them with you folks, this time I
did the exact same thing, only this time with cheerleader hopefuls infiltrated the Gillette stadium in which the 2014 preliminary auditions were held in search for the next batch of New England Patriots cheerleaders. While I wouldn't say that The Patriots are my favorite team of all time, they have a cool logo and they have Tom Brady. I know absolutely nothing about football, so those two aspects are extremely respectable.
I considered begging them to marry me one by one, but I had a story to write.
There is, however, one crucial aspect to every football team. Like the Holy Trinity itself (themselves?), a football team needs
1. A Cool Logo
2. A Player Everyone Knows
3. Ridiculously Hot Cheerleaders
I'm a simple man and normally when I watch a football game, it's for two reasons, one of which is to see the cheerleaders perform. The other has everything to do with commercials and whatever chip commercial makes me the hungriest, I congratulate them by purchasing an excessive amount of their product. This year's winner went to Nacho Cheese Doritos.
Girls are able to do things like this by refraining from consuming massive amounts of Nacho Cheese Doritos.
Upon initial inspection, it seemed like an extremely difficult challenge. These women entered the competition having to learn 3 different choreographed dance routines against hundreds of other cheerleader hopefuls. Only 35 will be chosen and will move on to the final auditions, which will be held on Saturday, April 19th which just so happens to fall on the day after I get my haircut. I will be looking extra handsome that day.
The Sprained Grandma Back is one of the more risqué and controversial cheerleader moves.
Either way, good luck to all the ladies that tried out. Enjoy the pics of the contestants running and jumping and smiling and doing cheerleader-like things below. Reporting live from in front of my computer, this is ResidentRiddle64.
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