After pumping out the unnaturally created Wonderless Twin Spawn of Skeletor, Jennifer Lopez has suddenly found that her status as a hot commodity has dropped. Why else would she be signing up to do a reality television show? And for TLC, no less.
The woman is supposed to be worth a lot of money, considering her previous endeavors in television, film, music, clothing lines and numerous fragrances that actually don't want to make me puke when I smell them. (Trust me, this is a feat when it comes to my mangled sinuses.) She's even been an executive producer for other reality shows.
But when did she become sadly synonymous with Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards. referring to her show as being a "docu-series?" Why would she be spouting off crap like: "“I’m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together"?? I don't think your millions of dollars raising the test tube babies with multiple nannies and other personal assistants is an exciting journey. I think it's a bloated version of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Douche-y." I don't want to witness another generation of assholes getting raised, believing they are entitled to everything and responsible for nothing. Blah. Boo to you, J-LOW.