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The Sexy Six: Scarlett Johansson is the best gif ever

May. 25, 2011by: Randy the Ram

Well my birthday is a few days away so what better way to celebrate than with a little Scarlett fever. So being the "clever" guy that I am I went out and got me some birthday GIFs, featuring one of my favorite hotties Scarlett Johansson. So c'mon, let's party with a little ScarJo sexiness.

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It all starts innocently enough. There's playfulness and a little bit of teasing. As we'll find out, Ms. Johansson is an expert at teasing and she's off to a good start in this piece from a photo and video session titled "Silent Film" by Cliff Watts that showcases the sexy starlet's fun side.

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Yes! Now it's getting RIDICULAWESOME! Enough with the fun, let's start getting SEXY! Just one deep look from SJ is all I need to hop on that six to midnight train. "Be the ball!" my high school coach used to say, well be proud Mr. Carter because after staring at ScarJo hump that ball this is the first time I wish that were actually possible, although I'd prefer if the ball was humping her.

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I don't think it can get better than... oh hi Penelope Cruz! Are you here to elevate the sexy quotient and make us forget that embarrassing moment between SJ and Sandra Bullock? Perfect! Don't mind me, I'll just stand right here staring, fighting the urge to not touch anything including myself.

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What could be better than two hot chicks kissing? OMG sideboob! ScarJo fresh out of the shower, conveniently covered, waiting for that moment when we take a peek. Don't act so shocked JoHo, you're up to those teasing tricks again. I just know it.

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Time for some tasty cleavage and from one of my favorite Scarlett characters no less. THE PERFECT SCORE's Francesca. A character I loved even before I even knew who Scarlett Johansson was. I dug her 90s punk hair, getup and attitude. Sure they were pandering to us offbeat outsiders but there was also ScarJo's ever present luscious lips and epic breasts. Swoon.

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SO CLOSE! You tease us once again Ms. Scarlett! Are you not into us? It looked like we were going to get the goods but yet we remained so far. We have you all wet and naked and that may be the most glorious microseconds ever but if only you had jumped a little higher. If only you weren't making ripples with your hands. If only the camera was placed in a high angle. If only. Sigh. At least I can watch the gloriousness again and again and again and again.

So there you go, 6 Scarlett Johansson moments captured for all eternity in hypnotizing GIF glory. After all this foreplay I think I deserve to fondle something. It's time to get some bonus action. It's my birthday after all and gropeage will be just what the doctor ordered.

Damn you Bradley Cooper! Get out of my dreams!

Extra Tidbit: Scarlett's middle name is Ingrid and I'd like to get in her grid if you know what I mean... anyone?
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9:48AM on 11/23/2011
these gif are a huge cocktease
these gif are a huge cocktease
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9:54PM on 05/26/2011
Why would Ryan Reynolds be banging his head against a wall somewhere? He hit this multiple times...
Why would Ryan Reynolds be banging his head against a wall somewhere? He hit this multiple times...
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8:15PM on 05/26/2011
I haven't seen the movie the last gif is from with Bradley but if I was him in that moment and it was gonna be my only chance, I'd take a grab at one of those puppies too!

High five to that man.
I haven't seen the movie the last gif is from with Bradley but if I was him in that moment and it was gonna be my only chance, I'd take a grab at one of those puppies too!

High five to that man.
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4:03PM on 05/26/2011
FRANCESCA gave us the HOTTEST SCARLETT yet !! AWESOME JOB , My Friend !!
FRANCESCA gave us the HOTTEST SCARLETT yet !! AWESOME JOB , My Friend !!
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2:08PM on 05/26/2011
Damn cool list!
Damn cool list!
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2:32AM on 05/26/2011
In the pool gif, that extra little bobble her left boob does only adds to the sexiness, but that extra one of her being stripped by Brad is f'in sexy. I just kinda pretend he's not there and that she is taking her own clothes off.
In the pool gif, that extra little bobble her left boob does only adds to the sexiness, but that extra one of her being stripped by Brad is f'in sexy. I just kinda pretend he's not there and that she is taking her own clothes off.
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7:46PM on 05/25/2011
The Best Article of Movie Hotties. Thumbs up! I guess somewhere out there Ryan Reynolds is banging his head against a computer/wall right now.
The Best Article of Movie Hotties. Thumbs up! I guess somewhere out there Ryan Reynolds is banging his head against a computer/wall right now.
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3:40PM on 05/25/2011
best article ever
best article ever
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12:31PM on 05/25/2011
Oh... Ryan Reynolds, you done goofed!!
Oh... Ryan Reynolds, you done goofed!!
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10:21AM on 05/25/2011
Scarlett is amazing. I just wish she'd finally show off her boobs.
Scarlett is amazing. I just wish she'd finally show off her boobs.
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