All joking aside, I would stab my best friend in the head for a chance at this woman. She's one of my biggest celebrity crushes and right when I thought this was the hottest thing at the THOR: THE DARK WORLD premiere, Maria Menounos is giving Jaimie Alexander a run for her money (although the peek-a-boo booby and booty have a horrific advantage). It looks like Maria really stuffed herself into that form-fitting dress and literally every time I see this woman, she makes me fall more and more in love with her. I don't know why Maria's there, but she couldn't be more welcome if I were running the show. In fact, she'd probably be my special guest and the whole time there, I'd just be pointing at her and shouting into a microphone, "LOOK WHAT I GOT! LOOK! LOOK WHAT I GOT, YOU GUYS!" like the suave gentleman I am.
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