So how did everyone enjoy the VMAs this year?
Yeah, nobody I know watched that either. I can't really see the point, other than catching a few glimpses of the current crop of hot young thangs looking to show off for an audience too young to understand how shitty the VMAs are. A few choice cuts of hottie goodness I saw this year on the red carpet were Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande and Victoria Justice. Those last two make sense to me in terms of physical attraction. Vicky's got the angelic face with the Hepburn quality lines, Ariana the body and the sexy demeanor. Taylor is the one who vexes me here. I shouldn't like her at all. What do you get with her? Annoying music, skinny, no ass, blonde - those aren't the sorts of things likely to draw my eye. But then she does that thing with her bangs again and makes those eyes. Now I can't take my eyes off her and how that outfit makes her legs look super long. I hear she's reinventing herself and her music to better approximate the current trend of attention junkie pop stars. I doubt the music is going to persuade me, but her new look is spot on.
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