I don't need a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need. I don't need a bunch of presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want to motorboat (more than you could ever know) English glamour model Maria Fowler. I would like come down her chimney, if you know I mean, and get some milk and cookies. I can go on making perverted remarks, or acknowledge the product Maria seems to be selling. I know what you're thinking: "She's holding a product?". Indeed she is, and it appears to be some kind of mousse, a product used to give hair a firm hold (I'd like to give her a firm hold). Keep an eye out for this product, because I think Maria's insinuating if you buy it for your girlfriend she'll put on a similar "sexy santa" outfit. Plus, I hear it makes a great stocking stuffer (I'd like to stuff her stocking.... okay, I'm done).
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