I miss the time in history when Kirsten Dunst was this hot. Actually, the more that I think about it, I don't recall Dunst ever being this hot, but I do appreciate that Maxim went to the effort to make her look this good for one of their layouts at one time. But I digress.
James Jimenez, a former mechanic who was arrested back in 2007 for trespassing and theft of a $2,000 Balenciaga handbag from Dunst's hotel room in New York when she was promoting HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE, was sentenced just recently to 4 years for the crime. He implicated his partner in the crime, Jarrod Beinerman (who pleaded guilty to the crime in 2008), for the actual theft after he proposed that the pair were invited to Dunst's room to sell her drugs.
My only question is how long Dunst is going to have to serve in the chokey for HTLF&AP. Talk about a major crime. Or better yet, I'd really like to figure out how it took them 3 years to prosecute this guy for the crime that he was arrested over so long ago. Because those are the people we need to get on Paris and Lindsay's cases.