Len Wiseman seems like a cool dude, a fellow I would enjoy kicking back and having a beer with, getting into elaborate discussions over what kind of toothpaste Dracula uses. We'd probably hit it off, but once I found out his girlfriend was Kate Beckinsale, I would take off my white glove, throw it on the table and challenge him to a duel. He'd kick my ass, that's for sure, but if that's what it would take to get one measly ounce of affection from Kate, it'd all be worth it. I'm sure he feels the same way, which is probably why he followed her to this book launch for something called Yogalosophy. I get that yoga is good for your mental and physical health, but some people who are really into it tend to creep me out a bit. It's like they're in some special club which holds the secrets of the universe, like Scientology or the Black Panthers. Although, after taking one look at Kate, you can't argue that it doesn't do a body good.
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