Look at that - 3 days, 3 Olivia Wilde posts. Don't you just love it when Liv's got a movie coming out? This time around it's Olivia in the pages of Marie Claire, looking like a billion dollars in her various see thru dresses. I don't know about you, but the words "see thru" and "Olivia Wilde" put together always make my day. Unfortunately, recent Olivia news might put a dampener on the kind of radiance she's sharing with us here. Apparently she can't wait to get hitched and start squirting out kids with her SNL guy, which is just shitty. Yeah, bundles of joy my ass. What that really means is 9 months of waiting for the kid to pop out before I can feel comfortable getting into her again. Sorry, but the whole idea of a woman growing a parasitic life form within her is not a turn-on for me. Neither is the notion of slipping my manhood into the general area where that life form lives. Sure, we get mommy bewbs after the kid bursts forth, but that can be easily simulated by toning down the workouts and indulging in a couple extra cheeseburgers a month. So to sum up, having kids screws up everything and I hate it. Thank you.
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