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Tony's LONGoria Shot

May. 14, 2008by: Cherry Liquor
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I don't like to watch basketball on television. Mainly because you end up missing stuff like this. Fan interaction at its finest. I'm of the belief that if you're going to spend the time watching court action, you should actually be in proximity to the court.

Which one fan (??) of Eva Longoria and/or Tony Parker's was doing when he held up a large cut-out of the actress when Parker was trying to make his free throw shots. He ended up missing both and the dude was whisked away by security, but it's shit like this that makes sports in general interesting to me. Screw the million dollar players and their trophy wives. I want to know more about the size of the balls that dude had.

The New Orleans Hornets won the game (Parker plays for the opposing team, the San Antonio Spurs, for those of you who are ignorant to teams like I was). I wonder if Eva is now going to become the next Jessica Simpson of the sports world? At the very least, it's supposed to be interesting on the end of this season's "Desperate Housewives" when one of the lead character dies. Maybe it'll be from being beaten down with a cardboard cut-out. Because that would, like, rock.

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Extra Tidbit: Eva has officially changed her professional name to Eva Longoria Parker. No offense, but does the bitch actually think she can pull off a Jada? She better watch herself.
Source: DListed

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8:20AM on 05/15/2008
That is absolutely hilarious! I dont follow basketball much, but thats easily the funniest thing I've ever seen to screw with a free throw shooter. The wavy noise makers wont ever be the same after this. I hope it starts a trend lol.
That is absolutely hilarious! I dont follow basketball much, but thats easily the funniest thing I've ever seen to screw with a free throw shooter. The wavy noise makers wont ever be the same after this. I hope it starts a trend lol.
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12:49AM on 05/15/2008
Even though I know most people hate her, I would still fuck Eva Longoria like a god damn animal.
Even though I know most people hate her, I would still fuck Eva Longoria like a god damn animal.
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