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Torch Passing

Jun. 13, 2008by: Cherry Liquor
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I think it's about time for Kim Kardashian to pass the hotness torch to her sister Kourtney. Well, at least when it comes to bikini season. I've been trying to find out for the life of me why these bitches are so in demand and I've come to the only logical conclusion possible: I need to hunt down Ryan Seacrest and Beatrix's foot and connect it to his vag.

Seacrest is the bonehead behind producing the "reality" show that the Kardashians are featured on, making him the main man responsible for them constantly popping up in the press. That and the fact that 90% of our nation (and I'm being generous) are a bunch of inbred morons who wouldn't gain an ounce of common sense if it was cooked into their combo fast food meals.

Yet here I am, being a part of the problem myself. I suppose I'm picking my battles, as I would actually much rather feature unflattering pictures of Kim's ass then have to give time to Katherine Heigl's bullshit. Kim doesn't bite the hand that feeds her... she obviously eats it.

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Source: Hollywood Tuna

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7:42PM on 06/13/2008
sorry Cherry, but even knowing that Kim is a complete media whore, i would still tap that crazy ass in a heartbeat. damn!

sorry Cherry, but even knowing that Kim is a complete media whore, i would still tap that crazy ass in a heartbeat. damn!

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