It's too early in the morning, I'm downing a discount store energy drink (hey, that Red Bull shit is f*cking expensive) and looking over pictures of Alyssa Milano opening her little sporty line of clothing boutique in what SHOULD look like a shlubby outfit on any other woman. This is not improving my Monday mood, even though looking at her ageless face makes me pause and wonder if I could become a vampire and live forever. But she's out in the sunlight, so that doesn't really make sense either. Deal with the devil, perhaps?
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