I wasn't all that aware of who Chery Tweedy was until I posted a really hot photo spread of her for Q magazine and had a lot of you Schmoes tell me how popular she was in the UK andhow many of you hated that she was married to some loser footballer, changing her name to Cheryl Cole. Well, it appears that the couple is no more.
Her reps came out today to say that "Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time. We have no further comment to make." The cause behind the split? I guess he had OPTMWA syndrome. (Bonus points to anyone who can figure out my little anagram since I'm in a minx-y kind of mood right now.)
But for her loyal fans, break out your cheapest bottle of rum, grab some diet Coke and let's have a party! Single is always better than being committed. It sounds like you're on the Dead Man Walking shuffle toward oblivion. Stay single, even if you commit. Hell, I'll throw in a happy bone and just say that however good you have it, there is no "next step." Just continue being happy, dammit.