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Two guys with Jack in their name get close to Maria Menounos' ass

Sep. 13, 2013by: Droz
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Two guys with Jack in their name who couldn't be more different, both somehow able to get up close and personal to Maria Menounos. You really can't get much different than Jack Black and Hugh Jackman. One is a short little fat guy apparently stuck in the 90s, the other a suave superhero who could get any girl or guy he so chose. It's a rare moment when one has the chance to be jealous of both of them for the same reason, namely being able to lay their hands on Maria. Their access to Maria's body was pretty limited, but you have to imagine that a little shoulder rub or even just holding hands has to feel a powerful first step toward bigger and better things on Maria. Even if you have zero chance at the rest of her, one could probably kid oneself about that while you're in the moment. You just have to work harder to keep your composure, unlike Jack who looks like he spent his Extra interview time checking out Maria's tits. Jack should have been more like Hugh. You have to maintain some cool in such a situation, look like you have a lot of options even if you don't. Desperation is never attractive.

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12:39AM on 09/14/2013

Maria Menounos is definitely easy on the eyes

Not much up front, but that heinie is to die for.

As for the guys, Hugh Jackman ranks possibly higher than George Clooney on my Cool Meter. He's been happily married to his first wife for 17 years (major props right there!), he's disgustingly talented, charismatic and he's freakin' Wolverine.

I saw his one-man show in Toronto and came out of there with a serious man-crush on the dude.
Not much up front, but that heinie is to die for.

As for the guys, Hugh Jackman ranks possibly higher than George Clooney on my Cool Meter. He's been happily married to his first wife for 17 years (major props right there!), he's disgustingly talented, charismatic and he's freakin' Wolverine.

I saw his one-man show in Toronto and came out of there with a serious man-crush on the dude.
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