Two guys with Jack in their name who couldn't be more different, both somehow able to get up close and personal to Maria Menounos. You really can't get much different than Jack Black and Hugh Jackman. One is a short little fat guy apparently stuck in the 90s, the other a suave superhero who could get any girl or guy he so chose. It's a rare moment when one has the chance to be jealous of both of them for the same reason, namely being able to lay their hands on Maria. Their access to Maria's body was pretty limited, but you have to imagine that a little shoulder rub or even just holding hands has to feel a powerful first step toward bigger and better things on Maria. Even if you have zero chance at the rest of her, one could probably kid oneself about that while you're in the moment. You just have to work harder to keep your composure, unlike Jack who looks like he spent his Extra interview time checking out Maria's tits. Jack should have been more like Hugh. You have to maintain some cool in such a situation, look like you have a lot of options even if you don't. Desperation is never attractive.
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