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Ugh, Kelly Brook just needs to stay single

06.06.2013by: Droz
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Dammit, I hate it when this happens. You got Kelly Brook down in some tropical paradise with her huge tits hanging out of a bikini, but some douche nozzle has to come along and ruin it by barging into her Instagram photos and daring to call himself her boyfriend. Ugh...

This criminal trespasser goes by the name Danny Cipriani and claims to be some kind of rugby player. I've never heard of him, but I hate him already. Look at him with his big, clumsy rugby hands all over my precious Kelly. You bastard, you better watch your back. I got a lot of flight miles just itching to be traded in on a ticket to London town. Ain't no rugby playing skills gonna protect you from my beat down, buddy...

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Extra Tidbit: Alright, calm down, I'm just playin'. Or am I? I guess we'll see, wont we? Danny boy.
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11:28PM on 06/06/2013

Just from reading the dude's Wikipedia page, he sounds like a douche

"On 6 October 2008 Cipriani was involved in a bust-up with club and international team-mate Josh Lewsey in a training ground fight. Cipriani was left nursing a bloody nose and cut lip following the incident at Wasps’ training ground. The spat started after Lewsey accused Cipriani of missing several tackles during a full-contact session."

"... two days before Cipriani was to make his full England debut, he was axed from the squad due to "inappropriate behaviour". Cipriani was photographed
"On 6 October 2008 Cipriani was involved in a bust-up with club and international team-mate Josh Lewsey in a training ground fight. Cipriani was left nursing a bloody nose and cut lip following the incident at Wasps’ training ground. The spat started after Lewsey accused Cipriani of missing several tackles during a full-contact session."

"... two days before Cipriani was to make his full England debut, he was axed from the squad due to "inappropriate behaviour". Cipriani was photographed leaving a London nightclub at 12.30am."

"Cipriani is the first England international player to join an Australian Super Rugby team. As of 23 November 2011, he has played 12 matches for the Melbourne Rebels and scored 108 points. His ill-discipline off the field has cost him the chance to play more . . . Cipriani's off-field behaviour has caused him problems with the Rebels. After the first match of the season, a loss to the NSW Waratahs, he was accused of taking a bottle of vodka from behind a Melbourne bar. The club fined him his match payment. In May he and team-mate Richard Kingi were stood down for the game against the Queensland Reds, after failing to meet standards agreed by the Rebel players' group. He was then left out of the Rebels squad named to tour to South Africa for two matches.

In the 2011 season he was criticised for his poor defence."

C'mon, Kelly, you can do much better than this guy.
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10:22PM on 06/06/2013
That man knows not how lucky he is.
That man knows not how lucky he is.
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8:12PM on 06/06/2013
You tell him, Droz! We got your back!!!
You tell him, Droz! We got your back!!!
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7:56PM on 06/06/2013
Douche nozzle is right. Smallest damned rugby player I've ever seen. And F him and his douchey shaved chest. Douche nozzle.
Douche nozzle is right. Smallest damned rugby player I've ever seen. And F him and his douchey shaved chest. Douche nozzle.
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