This is something I wasn't expecting. It's no surprise that panty-wetter David Beckham was chosen to carry the torch into the 2012 Summer Olympics, being the most gossiped about soccer player in history. It's no surprise that this would set his wife, Victoria Beckham at an even higher celebrity status. What is a bit of a shocker is how enticingly sexy these photos in Glamour turned out, and in an issue she guest-edited herself. I guess no ones better at touching up Victoria Beckham than Victoria Beckham. I wouldn't mind touching her up myself, and this is new for me when it comes to her. Back when I was too young to truly appreciate, she was the Spice Girl I wanted to cuddle with. Then some years went by, and I noticed the giant stick up her ass. She always just seemed a little too uptight for my taste. Here, however, I think Posh Spice has finally redeemed herself, at least for now. I think I've just figured out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate.