Look at us go, just me and my girl Victoria Justice walking down the street. Her in her sexy animal print and signature tight jeans and me in my massive Mickey Mouse shirt and non-functional button up denim vest, protecting her Apple products with my huge bitch tits. That's obviously and very thankfully not me. Though the idea of being a huge fat guy looks a little more appealing if part of the deal is getting to enjoy time with Vicky, thanks to being a cast member on her upcoming Eye Candy thing she's been filming for the last few weeks. Props to Vicky for being cool with the idea of walking around with this guy. It's not very often you see such exquisite hotties like Victoria strolling along with those more humbly constructed members of the masses. Usually the only fat people who remain close to the celebs are their personal assistants. The rest of the time, Vicky's ilk stick with other, slightly less hot hotties or incredible douches who flaunt their good fortune by slobbering all over them in public. Victoria doesn't seem like one to put on those sorts of airs, which makes me like her even more.
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