One of these days I guess I'll have to turn into Nickelodeon and watch an episode of "Victorious." Mind you, I plan on doing so with the sound muted. As drop-dead gorgeous as its young star, Victoria Justice is, I can't imagine that the show would be anything less than psychologically exhausting for persons over the age of 13. Justice is a few months younger than Selena Gomez, the other barely legal babe appearing constantly in front of the paps' glaring camera flashes these days but I doubt that she induces as much panic over whether she's safe to get your fap on to. Young enough to have youth on her side, mature enough to not cause little sister worries. Perfect teen star material.