I don't think I'll ever quite understand the appeal of Nickelodeon's kid sitcom catalogue. The jokes don't make sense, nor do the stories, or the characters themselves a lot of the time. If you just get the stars of the show to scream every line at the top of their lungs, you have a show the kiddies will watch. Victoria Justice on the other hand, I find appealing for other reasons. She carries herself like a 25-year-old, dresses like a 35-year-old, acts like a 5-year-old on her show, and still somehow looks 19. I suppose this does qualify her to make the cover of Teen Vogue magazine, even though we'd all much rather see her on the front of FHM, wearing nothing but bubbles. She also seems to keep herself awfully busy, compared to others who've branched out from that network (I'm looking at you, Miranda Cosgrove). I didn't even realize she had a Halloween movie coming out called FUN SIZE until I accidentally bumped into the poster for it. It looks like Nickelodeon's version of SCARY MOVIE, which can't be a good thing. I guess at 19-years-old, she's still crossing that bridge to adulthood, and I can't wait till she gets to the other side so we can finally get to see the filthy side of this gorgeous goody two-shoes.
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