Then again, it may have been a few years since this particular Santa managed a stiffy. But if anyone could reawaken Santa's sedated sausage, it would certainly be Victoria Justice sitting her sacred backside on his lap for a little gift exchange. For some reason Vicky was invited to celebrate with St. Nick for this Delta Airlines Christmas photo op thing. I guess she flies Delta a lot? Hmmm, if that's the case then I might have to adjust my travel plans accordingly. True, I tend to go with budget airlines who offer passage via that modern day steerage section otherwise known as coach seating. I'd consider laying down a few extra hundred dollar bills for the chance to sit next to Victoria on a cross country flight. Just think about that. You and Victoria, side-by-side in your comfy seats with nothing to do for hours on end and plenty of booze on hand. That's right, not a damn thing is ever going to happen there. The best you could hope for is that she passes out mid flight, freeing you up to stare wistfully into her angelic face without creeping her out completely. Just don't take it any further, you perv. Otherwise out comes the duct tape and federal marshals at the terminal gate.
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