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Jul. 24, 2008by: Cherry Liquor
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I happen to be a huge fan of the gorgeous Shannyn Sossamon, even though I have to keep looking up her name in order to remember how to spell it. And speaking of names, she's one of the plethora of celebrities to choose a name for her child that the kid will most likely eviscerate her in therapy for later. (Her son's name is Audio Science.)

But other offenders, including Jason Lee (Pilot Inspektor), Gwyneth Paltrow (daughter Apple), Penn Jillette (Moxie Crimefighter) and Nic Cage (son Kal-el) and the numerous others that I could go into, need not worry about being the most f*cked up parents on the planet. There's a couple from New Zealand who named their daughter Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Yeah, no shit. Now that the girl is 9 years old, a New Zealand judge made the girl a ward of the court during the bitter custody battle between her parents and allowed her to legally change her name. The Kiwis seem to rule the knack for this profoundly stupid trend of poorly chosen names because the government so far has cracked down on the attempted registrations of "Fish and Chips," "Yeah Detroit," "Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit," "Number 16 Bus Shelter"and even the oh-so-clever "Violence." And people told me that my idea for naming my (non-existent) son Stark Logan was a bad idea. Come on! Iron Man and Wolverine combined? You know that rocks.

Source: The Star

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7:53AM on 07/25/2008
I think it's terrible what some parents are capable of, consciously making a decision to call their children ridiculous names therefore subjecting to bullying and ridicule alienating them from anything that even remotely resembles a real life. It upsets me, my son Kraken Rickenbacker and my daughter Fantastic Banana
I think it's terrible what some parents are capable of, consciously making a decision to call their children ridiculous names therefore subjecting to bullying and ridicule alienating them from anything that even remotely resembles a real life. It upsets me, my son Kraken Rickenbacker and my daughter Fantastic Banana
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9:00PM on 07/24/2008

Stark Logan

Funny comment at the end there, I named my son Logan Parker!
Funny comment at the end there, I named my son Logan Parker!
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1:56PM on 07/24/2008
if i ever have a kid, and it's a boy, he's going to be called Marty. you can't not like a guy named Marty.
if i ever have a kid, and it's a boy, he's going to be called Marty. you can't not like a guy named Marty.
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1:18PM on 07/24/2008

Stark Logan

That is such a cool name! I think it rox! Some of those names are crazy! I can't believe some of the shit those poor kids will endure because of their parents poor choice in name selection.
That is such a cool name! I think it rox! Some of those names are crazy! I can't believe some of the shit those poor kids will endure because of their parents poor choice in name selection.
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