But other offenders, including Jason Lee (Pilot Inspektor), Gwyneth Paltrow (daughter Apple), Penn Jillette (Moxie Crimefighter) and Nic Cage (son Kal-el) and the numerous others that I could go into, need not worry about being the most f*cked up parents on the planet. There's a couple from New Zealand who named their daughter Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.
Yeah, no shit. Now that the girl is 9 years old, a New Zealand judge made the girl a ward of the court during the bitter custody battle between her parents and allowed her to legally change her name. The Kiwis seem to rule the knack for this profoundly stupid trend of poorly chosen names because the government so far has cracked down on the attempted registrations of "Fish and Chips," "Yeah Detroit," "Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit," "Number 16 Bus Shelter"and even the oh-so-clever "Violence." And people told me that my idea for naming my (non-existent) son Stark Logan was a bad idea. Come on! Iron Man and Wolverine combined? You know that rocks.