There was a rather strange rumor floating around this morning about who mega hottie Charlize Theron is supposedly dating now. That would be none other than Modern Family's very own recent Emmy winner, Eric Stonestreet. If you don't know who that is and thereby don't understand the significance of this rumor, check out the pic below for some clarification.
Yeah, not the sort of fella you'd expect someone like Charlize to be getting with. Not that I have even the slightest criticism for such a pairing. Speaking on behalf of all moderately overweight dudes out there, that would be a big ole high five for you brother Eric. Kudos to Charlize as well. Unfortunately, the dream could not last. Both actors released statements denying the relationship, with Eric tweeting "I wish people would stop spreading rumors that Charlize Theron and I are dating. Its starting to make Halle Berry jealous."
Hey, you never know though. Charlize has been single for 2 years now, which is just insane btw. Maybe she's putting some indirect feelers out there, expressing her interest in some chubby dude loving. In which case, consider this my submission to your list right now, Charlize. You can get in touch with me day or night.
Here are some shots of Charlize in this month's Sunday Magazine to demonstrate what Eric and the rest of us are all missing.