Normally I despise most everything Terry Richardson does. His pics look like Polaroids someone found discarded behind the mattress in a seedy hotel room. His one saving grace is that he does get the hotties to come off with the clothing. Well, almost. Damn those hands of Kate Upton's! But for a few measly fingers we'd have the most desired set of hooters on the planet in full view. Why do you torture us like this, Kate? Are you getting off on dangling those tender morsels just out of reach of all us poor, starving people who just want some bewb nourishment? Throw us a bone, will you? Everyone's collective blue balls for your tits are about to reach their breaking point.