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We could tell from the start that Kelly Brook's guy was a scumbag and now Kelly can too

Aug. 8, 2013by: Droz

Well, forget about Amanda Bynes or Lindsay Lohan or Kardishian exhibitions of utter stupidity. This dumbass Kelly Brook has been dating has totally outdone them all for the crown of all time boneheaded f*ck ups. Seems this rugby-playing shit-for-brains called Danny Cipriani, has been having himself a little backdoor party with a random collection of women, like this one, all the while knowing full well that waiting for him at home was the premiere example of perfect femininity on the planet right now. Even worse, he's been carrying around a secret cellphone with which to arrange his illicit hook-ups with these sideline women - a secret phone Kelly recently discovered.

Being the awesome woman that Kelly is, she rightfully handled the situation by calling up all the girls on his little high tech black book and informing them of their skankiness, even texting a few of them various sexted pics from other girls Danny boy has been hooking up with. She's also proceeded to remove all mention of him from her various Instagram and Twitter feeds, basically doing the 21st century equivalent of tossing his shit out into the street. Ugh, what a asshole.

Normally, I try to stay away from talking about these sorts of things. After all, people's break ups should not be everyone's business. Yet when it happens to someone like Kelly, who I have had a longstanding affection for, it really pisses me off. How could anyone not be satisfied with Kelly? I can understand people growing apart, but I can't think of anything Kelly could have done to deserve this kind of disrespect and humiliation. Obviously this complete idiot has some sort of mental or emotional deficiency to be capable of doing this to our beautiful Kelly. I'm glad he's gone from her life and I do hope this thing hasn't harmed her too badly. I'm sure a decent guy will show up down the road who will treat her right. I'll throw my name into that hat right now.

Now enjoy a little gallery depicting just how much this imbecile has lost.

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: Dumbass...
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1:31PM on 08/09/2013

Not Shocking

.... To put things into perspective, from this "d-bags" point of view, Kelly isn't the end of the line. There's plenty of women that look better than her. To some she might be the most beautiful woman alive, but if you're an attractive fella and constantly surrounded by beautiful women, then Kelly is just average. I'm not trying to take anything away from Kelly, she is hot, but this isn't shocking. If you have her on a regular basis but you get a chance to sleep with Amanda Seyfried (using her
.... To put things into perspective, from this "d-bags" point of view, Kelly isn't the end of the line. There's plenty of women that look better than her. To some she might be the most beautiful woman alive, but if you're an attractive fella and constantly surrounded by beautiful women, then Kelly is just average. I'm not trying to take anything away from Kelly, she is hot, but this isn't shocking. If you have her on a regular basis but you get a chance to sleep with Amanda Seyfried (using her since there's a pic on this page) you're going to take it. Well, d-bags will take the chance that is, not average folk. And vice versa.. if you have Amanda Seyfried on a daily basis and you get a chance to sleep with Kelly, you're going to take it. On top of that, Kelly probably has done the same thing to other guys. She's probably broken plenty of hearts in her day.
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1:13PM on 08/10/2013
"Well, d-bags will take the chance that is, not average folk." That's the point you made it yourself here- this guy Cipriani is a d-bag. :)
"Well, d-bags will take the chance that is, not average folk." That's the point you made it yourself here- this guy Cipriani is a d-bag. :)
11:15AM on 08/09/2013
Hot women want to be treated like crap, apparently. Next time, hope she is a bit wiser.
Hot women want to be treated like crap, apparently. Next time, hope she is a bit wiser.
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10:12AM on 08/09/2013
I don't feel bad for her, she can have any guy on Earth and she's never going to look at any of us lol
I don't feel bad for her, she can have any guy on Earth and she's never going to look at any of us lol
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2:12AM on 08/09/2013
If Kelly Brooks was my girlfriend, I would do everything in my power to not fuck it up!
If Kelly Brooks was my girlfriend, I would do everything in my power to not fuck it up!
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5:28AM on 08/10/2013
Unfortunately you would lose her then because woman like the chase. Nothing against you but logical behavior, especially with hot women like her, and reality don't go hand in hand.
Unfortunately you would lose her then because woman like the chase. Nothing against you but logical behavior, especially with hot women like her, and reality don't go hand in hand.
5:28AM on 08/10/2013
Unfortunately you would lose her then because woman like the chase. Nothing against you but logical behavior, especially with hot women like her, and reality don't go hand in hand.
Unfortunately you would lose her then because woman like the chase. Nothing against you but logical behavior, especially with hot women like her, and reality don't go hand in hand.
12:10AM on 08/09/2013

Good for her

When she discovered what a cheating scumbag he was, she got rid of him in fine style, and letting the side action know exactly what was going on. Danny Cipriani joins Tiger Woods in the "Guys who lost smokin' hot SO's because they tried to sleep with skanks" category.

Paul Newman had a great quote about why he never cheated on Joanne Woodward: "Why should I go out for ground chuck when I have Triple A striploin at home?"
When she discovered what a cheating scumbag he was, she got rid of him in fine style, and letting the side action know exactly what was going on. Danny Cipriani joins Tiger Woods in the "Guys who lost smokin' hot SO's because they tried to sleep with skanks" category.

Paul Newman had a great quote about why he never cheated on Joanne Woodward: "Why should I go out for ground chuck when I have Triple A striploin at home?"
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11:59PM on 08/08/2013
I'm sure Kelly Brook is an idiot and idiots tend to date other idiots, she should date a terrible director to get parts in equally terrible movies like Beckinsale and that girl from the Resident Evil movies, whatever her name is.
I'm sure Kelly Brook is an idiot and idiots tend to date other idiots, she should date a terrible director to get parts in equally terrible movies like Beckinsale and that girl from the Resident Evil movies, whatever her name is.
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11:12PM on 08/08/2013
Always a shame to see women like Brook and Nigella Lawson mistreated by their men who don't know any better. Good for her for getting rid of him.
Always a shame to see women like Brook and Nigella Lawson mistreated by their men who don't know any better. Good for her for getting rid of him.
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