If you're going to crash your plane into the ocean, washing up on an uncharted island full of Megan Fox clones is certainly not the worst outcome I can think of for that situation. Beats polar bears and killer smoke clouds. I'm not quite sure what this video is advertising or what CCAA is. I'm gonna guess some kind of soccer thing. You folks from Brazil might understand, I'm not a Portuguese speaker. All I can say is that, wow, Megan has certainly done some shit to her face. By the looks of it, she's trying to give herself perpetual stoned eyes while simultaneously puffing her lips into a permanent duck face. Whatever her goal, it's way too much surgery for a 26 year old woman. Not that I'd let any of that stop me from getting all up in that, but if she's got so much shit wrong with her now that requires that much scalpel work, her 50s are really going to suck for her. She better hope the next quarter century brings some plastic surgery miracles, if only to undo the damage she's done in her 20s.
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