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03.15.2010by: Cherry Liquor

There was one thing I was really slaying innocents goats in sacrificial homage to the beings behind casting when it comes to movies and that was for the right to never have to talk about the human pestilence which is Heidi Montag ever being cast in a movie, thus defaulting me to having to refer to her as being a chick who happens to be in movies, if not a specific "Movie Hottie." (I stretch that definition when it comes to those who are good enough looking to be cast as a honorary MH on the site - certain models and star f*ckers, you know?) but it seems that someone actually bought into the plastic surgery bullshit that this boil of humanity paid for.

I'm not normally a negative person. I'd like to think of myself as mainly super happy about the job that I have and the hot chicks I get to look up daily which my occasional bouts of crankiness over some of the crap that gets said, but I really get a nasty shiver down my spine reading that Heidi Montag has been cast in a movie with Adam Sandler called JUST GO WITH IT. Yeah, that movie where he romances Swimsuit Illustrated's Brooklyn Decker. The cast also includes Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston.

Now, while it's being said that the role Montag has is a "cameo," she's also twatting that they've given her lines to memorize. Which means the bitch gets to talk and apparently say more than one sentence. Out of all the people who have ever been on reality television shows EVER, this is the one chick I never wanted to see have any of her "dreams" come true. Hey, all of us have our breaking points.

Source: Huffington Post

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4:27PM on 03/15/2010
Even if no one has ever seen her before you can tell in that picture that she's had a bunch of plastic surgery. Somebody give this poor excuse for a human being her walking papers already.
Even if no one has ever seen her before you can tell in that picture that she's had a bunch of plastic surgery. Somebody give this poor excuse for a human being her walking papers already.
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2:39PM on 03/15/2010

More like 1.5 minutes

Looks like she's ready to drop a huge turd in that pic.
Looks like she's ready to drop a huge turd in that pic.
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11:44AM on 03/15/2010
Maybe she'll get mauled by a mountain lion before it films and have to take her hideously disfigured visage and disappear into obscurity forever.

Oh gods of irony, hear my plea....
Maybe she'll get mauled by a mountain lion before it films and have to take her hideously disfigured visage and disappear into obscurity forever.

Oh gods of irony, hear my plea....
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11:27AM on 03/15/2010
Her 15 minutes of shame should be over.
Her 15 minutes of shame should be over.
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