I wonder what innocent Cabbage Patch doll was scalped for the ritual contribution to the weave that is Rihanna's technicolored 'do. But I'm not wasting too much time thinking about it, as she is conveniently distracting me with the chesticle view. The "S&M" singer stepped out for the 5th Annual DKMS Gala in New York City late last week, dressed in something not made of recycled pork products or Hot Wheels paint remnants, looking... well, as classy as Rihanna gets. Just so long as you don't think about her misspelled tattoos meant to be read in a mirror's reflection, her comments about how Chris Brown beating & choking her shouldn't affect the nation's opinion of him on what kind of a performer he is or how without Auto-Tune, she'd been a lost little off-pitch urchin.
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