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What do you think of Maxim magazine's #1 choice for their Hot 100 list?

May. 10, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

As if you didn't see this coming from lightyearsaway. Yep, none other than Miley Cyrus nabbed the top spot in Maxim's annual Hot 100 list, surpassing hotties like Jennifer Lawrence, Selena Gomez, and Kate Upton. Of course, this was probably simply Maxim's excuse to get Miley to pose in a bikini for them. Most other girls on the list have already posed for the magazine sometime over the past year. One of our longtime favorite hotties, Kelly Brook, didn't even manage to make the list at all. Other than a shameless excuse to see a fraction of Hanna Montana's buttcheek, it makes little sense for Miley to place #1 on such a list. I personally find her attractive at the moment, but she seems to have a near-perfectly split division of lovers and haters. If you visit this site often, you probably know this by now.

Here's the top 20 list, just to give you some perspective:

20. Megan Fox 10. Elisha Cuthbert
19. Emma Watson 9. Vanessa Hudgens
18. Arianny Celeste 8. Kate Upton
17. Jessica Alba 7. Ashley Tisdale
16. Olivia Wilde 6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
15. Scarlett Johansson 5. Jennifer Lawrence
14. Beyonce Knowles 4. Mila Kunis
13. Taylor Swift 3. Rihanna
12. Kate Beckinsale 2. Selena Gomez
11. Katy Perry 1. Miley Cyrus

If you want to check out the rest of the list (pics included), you can do so here.

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Extra Tidbit: What do you make of this decision?
Source: Maxim.com

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12:11AM on 05/14/2013
what is this? a popularity contest? come on...Miley isnt hot...she screamsT for attention because she is a spoiled girl who thinks she is owned the attention....There is a bunch of women more attractive then her...Sorry Maxim but you need to rethink your choice.
what is this? a popularity contest? come on...Miley isnt hot...she screamsT for attention because she is a spoiled girl who thinks she is owned the attention....There is a bunch of women more attractive then her...Sorry Maxim but you need to rethink your choice.
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8:23AM on 05/12/2013

Uh, yeah no.

They'd need to cut #1, #2, #3, #7, #13, #14, and #17 from that top 20 before it begins to make sense.
They'd need to cut #1, #2, #3, #7, #13, #14, and #17 from that top 20 before it begins to make sense.
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7:03PM on 05/11/2013
She is never the Best...
She is never the Best...
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4:27PM on 05/11/2013
No. She looks like a feminine boy with that hair too. Like Justin Bieber or something.
No. She looks like a feminine boy with that hair too. Like Justin Bieber or something.
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1:11PM on 05/11/2013

What VileOne said

Miley and her fans spammed the **** out of this poll so she'd take the top spot. Not a Miley fan but well-played, Ma'am. Well-played.

Waiting for the inevitable meltdown.
Miley and her fans spammed the **** out of this poll so she'd take the top spot. Not a Miley fan but well-played, Ma'am. Well-played.

Waiting for the inevitable meltdown.
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8:33AM on 05/11/2013
What a joke. Almost as big a joke as Gwyneth Paltrow being named the most beautiful woman in the world..
What a joke. Almost as big a joke as Gwyneth Paltrow being named the most beautiful woman in the world..
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5:39AM on 05/11/2013

Argue about the order all you want

but that's a fairly reasonable top twenty.
but that's a fairly reasonable top twenty.
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4:20AM on 05/11/2013
The list is a joke, literally. They have Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend at #69. I think Miley at #1 is an even bigger joke.
The list is a joke, literally. They have Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend at #69. I think Miley at #1 is an even bigger joke.
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10:07PM on 05/10/2013
Maxim, please don't compile your lists when tripping balls. Miley really, really tries too hard. She *might* be remotely attractive if she didn't seem so naively eager to shock everybody at each turn.
Maxim, please don't compile your lists when tripping balls. Miley really, really tries too hard. She *might* be remotely attractive if she didn't seem so naively eager to shock everybody at each turn.
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9:48PM on 05/10/2013
No, just no. She's not even top 100 material honestly. List is shite.
No, just no. She's not even top 100 material honestly. List is shite.
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8:49PM on 05/10/2013
the most horrid top 3 in history
the most horrid top 3 in history
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7:44PM on 05/10/2013
Never a fan and that won't change. She just annoys me and has that look at me mentality
Never a fan and that won't change. She just annoys me and has that look at me mentality
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7:23PM on 05/10/2013

The list is never good/correct/appropriate

But I really dig Miley right now, so I'm not complaining.
But I really dig Miley right now, so I'm not complaining.
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7:23PM on 05/10/2013

Relax

Major LOL @ everyone all over fuming over this. It was a fan based vote, and Cyrus spammed the living crap out of her Twitter account to generate the votes. She deserves it on marketing alone.
Major LOL @ everyone all over fuming over this. It was a fan based vote, and Cyrus spammed the living crap out of her Twitter account to generate the votes. She deserves it on marketing alone.
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6:58PM on 05/10/2013
That list is bullshit. Neither the choices nor the placing of each girl makes any sense.
That list is bullshit. Neither the choices nor the placing of each girl makes any sense.
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6:30PM on 05/10/2013
Literally all the women in that list and in the comments below are hotter than Miley Cyrus.
Literally all the women in that list and in the comments below are hotter than Miley Cyrus.
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6:09PM on 05/10/2013
I'm happy its not Taylor Swift.its Maxim magazine,let's calm down here.it is only 1 mens magazine.I think their going for who's" hot" right now.granted there are several beautiful ladies to choose from.Miley doesn't bother me at a #1.
I'm happy its not Taylor Swift.its Maxim magazine,let's calm down here.it is only 1 mens magazine.I think their going for who's" hot" right now.granted there are several beautiful ladies to choose from.Miley doesn't bother me at a #1.
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5:27PM on 05/10/2013
I dig her, but no way a number #1, it seems Maxim have gone out of their way to make sure their list is very different from all the others being released recently.
I dig her, but no way a number #1, it seems Maxim have gone out of their way to make sure their list is very different from all the others being released recently.
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6:05PM on 05/10/2013
Maxim usually always does that.I think its kinda their thing.
Maxim usually always does that.I think its kinda their thing.
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5:13PM on 05/10/2013
These lists get worse every year . Miley's cute , but in what world is she the sexiest woman ?
These lists get worse every year . Miley's cute , but in what world is she the sexiest woman ?
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4:59PM on 05/10/2013

Pfffft

Bieber should've been at least top 10, list is fail.
Miley ahead of Kunis though....?
Bieber should've been at least top 10, list is fail.
Miley ahead of Kunis though....?
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3:59PM on 05/10/2013

Fuck no.

Yeah, this list is pretty seriously bull crap. Apparently Maxim is now aimed at out-of-touch 12 year olds. Who knew?
Yeah, this list is pretty seriously bull crap. Apparently Maxim is now aimed at out-of-touch 12 year olds. Who knew?
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3:52PM on 05/10/2013
In the words of the tenth Doctor, "what?1? What?!? WHAT?!?" Where's Jessica Beil, Anne Hathway, Natalie Portman, Katie Hudson, Emily Blunt, Alison Brie, Alice Eve, etc????
In the words of the tenth Doctor, "what?1? What?!? WHAT?!?" Where's Jessica Beil, Anne Hathway, Natalie Portman, Katie Hudson, Emily Blunt, Alison Brie, Alice Eve, etc????
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3:49PM on 05/10/2013

Is this a joke?

Don't get me wrong I would do Miley all day long, but how in gods teeth did she get the number 1 spot? I don't even rank her in the top 20. And how is there no Angels in the top 20? Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Adrianna Lima, they are way hotter than everybody in this list. I mean come on, in what freaking world is Selena Gomes, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale hotter than those woman, let alone them making the top 20. Kate Upton? Katy Perry? Beyonce? Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Don't get me wrong I would do Miley all day long, but how in gods teeth did she get the number 1 spot? I don't even rank her in the top 20. And how is there no Angels in the top 20? Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Adrianna Lima, they are way hotter than everybody in this list. I mean come on, in what freaking world is Selena Gomes, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale hotter than those woman, let alone them making the top 20. Kate Upton? Katy Perry? Beyonce? Jennifer Love Hewitt? They aren't even in the same league as Olivia Wilde, never mind being ranked higher. And again, there is no way they are hotter than the woman I mentioned that aren't on the list. This has to be their worst most bs top 20 list ever. Some of the woman on it are rightly ranked in the top 20, but the order is still skewed to all hell.
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3:43PM on 05/10/2013
Scarlett Johansson should be number one.
Scarlett Johansson should be number one.
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3:18PM on 05/10/2013

SAY WHAAAAAA????

How in the HELL did she score the number 1 spot? She is cute but lacks number 1 hotness requirements. AND WHERE THE #@&$ IS JESSICA BIEL ON THIS LIST????? HOW DID SH NOT LAND IN THE TOP 20, BUT TAYLOR SWIFT AND MILEY DID?????? WHERES THE JUSTICE????
How in the HELL did she score the number 1 spot? She is cute but lacks number 1 hotness requirements. AND WHERE THE #@&$ IS JESSICA BIEL ON THIS LIST????? HOW DID SH NOT LAND IN THE TOP 20, BUT TAYLOR SWIFT AND MILEY DID?????? WHERES THE JUSTICE????
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3:30PM on 05/10/2013
If you mean the "Victoria" Justice, she didn't make on there either.
If you mean the "Victoria" Justice, she didn't make on there either.
2:51PM on 05/10/2013

Who the heck voted *that in, the Dribbling Imbeciles Coalition of America?!

They've lost their bleeding minds. Hottie?! I wouldn't touch that w/ a 10m cattle prod.
They've lost their bleeding minds. Hottie?! I wouldn't touch that w/ a 10m cattle prod.
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2:49PM on 05/10/2013

Cruel joke

That's a horrible choice. Only #4 or #5 is close to the mark.
That's a horrible choice. Only #4 or #5 is close to the mark.
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2:33PM on 05/10/2013

No

Don't get me wrong, I'd touch her inappropriately, but #1 hottie? Not even close.
Don't get me wrong, I'd touch her inappropriately, but #1 hottie? Not even close.
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