Oh, to drown my sorrows in the leggy wonderfulness of Emmanuelle Chriqui
and spend however long it took to paint these leather pants onto her delightful frame. Yes, I understand they're not really made of paint and they're not even so ridiculously tight as to warrant me labeling them as being painted on, but cut us some slack, Jack! Her biggest reoccurring role was on a show that just did its last season and my longest running Canadian obsession is now married. Not that he was ever truly on limits to begin with, but wahhhhhh.... just let me smear my tears onto Em's booty and all will be good.
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