Grip your lightsabers tightly in one hand and keep those fingers crossed on the other because those hackers who have recently been bringing nude and other suggestive personal shots of celebrities such as Vanessa Hudgens, Ali Larter, Scarlett Johansson, Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, and Renee Olstead are aiming for the Queen.
TMZ has been in contact with the ring of hackers who have been digging through the emails of celebrities looking for the tasty tidbits most of us salivate over and it appears that they are targeting Oscar winner Natalie Portman as well as "Glee" star Dianna Agron and athletes Lindsey Vonn and Carly Patterson. We've already gotten to see Nat's ass in that odd little Wes Anderson short and considering that she has the bustline of a 12-year old boy when she's not knocked up, I'm not entirely convinced that anything found will be worth checking out. Dianna Agron is a different story for me, I'll admit. I'd be willing to check out the clean-cut blonde's dirty laundry.
I'm also not a sports lover by any definition of the term but I am one of the pervs who checks out gymnastics to listen to the orgasmic grunting and tight asses in those cheeky leotards, so Patterson (whose ass is here for the sheer love of an ass in a clothing item which properly refers to how ridiculous it is for a girl with stunted sexual growth to have such a badonk-a-donk) will be one of those curios for me as well.