Here are some clues for those of you who haven't caught onto the news by now. She's a divorcee. He's a 37-year old whose given last name sounds like Turd-On. (That's the way I heard it in my head, since it's suspect logic.) She used to endure having to look at the plastic surgery disaster that was her former boyfriend's dad's face. He frosts the tips of his hair. She wears what she thinks are ironic hipster glasses. They either aren't going to make it to the altar or it's going to be another very short ride for Avril Lavigne
and Chad Kroeger. Who here realized that they were dating in the first place? Who here cares? I think we should all be involved in supporting this engagement. After all, they might become so involved in making their relationship last that they decide it's more important to be a family than make "music."
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