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Who could be blue when Sofia Vergara is hot in purple

Jul. 27, 2011by: Cherry Liquor
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Because I'm a child of the '80's, I plan on going to see THE SMURFS even though it looks like it's going to suck balls aside from Hank Azaria. Also because I'm a child of the '80's and grumpy as all smurfy smurf about the 3D trend, I'm going to refuse to pay extra for another pair of those plastic glasses when I already have 3 pairs from watching other flicks (as well as a really nice set that I got from some AVATAR promotion with Coke Zero). An extra $4 for something they expect me to toss into a recycling bin in less than 2 hours? Smurf that. I will, however, enjoy seeing (and hearing) Sofia Vergara in the movie. Perhaps because she's the smart one here, knowing that when she gives men blue balls, they're really the more realistic shade of purple unoxidized blood.

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5:52PM on 07/27/2011
If Darko taught us anything, Smurfs are asexual. I bet these smurfs have something to say about that particular claim now, however...
If Darko taught us anything, Smurfs are asexual. I bet these smurfs have something to say about that particular claim now, however...
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11:06AM on 07/27/2011
Sofia is hot. And I actually think the person inside Smurf suit feels very happy & lucky right now.
Sofia is hot. And I actually think the person inside Smurf suit feels very happy & lucky right now.
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10:57AM on 07/27/2011
Sofia >>>>>>>>>>> Katy
Sofia >>>>>>>>>>> Katy
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7:39AM on 07/27/2011
Between her and Katy Perry, whoever is in those smurf costumes must be having the best time of their lives.
Between her and Katy Perry, whoever is in those smurf costumes must be having the best time of their lives.
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