Because I'm a child of the '80's, I plan on going to see THE SMURFS
even though it looks like it's going to suck balls aside from Hank Azaria. Also because I'm a child of the '80's and grumpy as all smurfy smurf about the 3D trend, I'm going to refuse to pay extra for another pair of those plastic glasses when I already have 3 pairs from watching other flicks (as well as a really nice set that I got from some AVATAR promotion with Coke Zero). An extra $4 for something they expect me to toss into a recycling bin in less than 2 hours? Smurf that. I will, however, enjoy seeing (and hearing) Sofia Vergara
in the movie. Perhaps because she's the smart one here, knowing that when she gives men blue balls, they're really the more realistic shade of purple unoxidized blood.
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