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Aug. 30, 2011by: Droz
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Victoria Justice continues to pretty much kick all kinds of sexy ass wherever she goes. This time it's at some red carpet thing for In Touch Weekly. I've recently come to understand that there is something particularly unique about my attraction to Victoria that is rooted in a deep, early lust I possess for another actresses named Victoria.

Let me take you back a few decades to my early childhood. Back in those days, my parents used to watch a lot of Dallas. On that show they had this character named Pamela Ewing, who was played by a woman by the name of Victoria Principal. Now Victoria was hot, and having as brief a latency period as I did, I quickly found that as my parents enjoyed the various exploits of the Ewing family, I was mostly interested in Pamela - to the point of obsession, really. I mean, how many 5-year olds had a signed picture of Pamela Ewing on their wall?

Fast-forward 30 years and the amazing part is that if you were to line up Victoria Justice and her Victoria counterpart from the 80s, you'll find a rather remarkable similarity. It's pretty uncanny, really. Thus the explanation for the giddy excitement that pervy little boy inside me receives whenever 21st century Victoria shows up. Not to mention my desire to hum the theme to Dallas when I see her. Yeah, I'm a weird guy.

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5:27PM on 08/30/2011
Most certainly a hottie.
Most certainly a hottie.
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6:57PM on 08/30/2011
Heh, that's weird. Justice and Principal. Anyway, I was more of a Jenna Krebbs fan.
Heh, that's weird. Justice and Principal. Anyway, I was more of a Jenna Krebbs fan.
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3:50AM on 08/31/2011
Get this chick (and those killer legs) in some awesome movies right now!
Get this chick (and those killer legs) in some awesome movies right now!
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7:20AM on 08/31/2011

She's hot

Her show on Nick is a guilty pleasure of mine and honestly she's like the third hottest chick on it.
Her show on Nick is a guilty pleasure of mine and honestly she's like the third hottest chick on it.
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12:33PM on 08/31/2011
There's nothing wrong with Victorious.
There's nothing wrong with Victorious.
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11:06PM on 08/31/2011
Oh, baby!! : D
Oh, baby!! : D
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1:44PM on 09/01/2011
Gorgeous!
Gorgeous!
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