I've said it before and I'll say it again - no one's got finer asses than the Brazilians. Backing up that claim is provocatively-named Brazilian TV personality Nicole Bahls, seen here in one of her nation's best inventions, the g-string bikini, making sure her substantial ass gets a little extra of those powerful South American sun rays. I'm not sure what it is that Nicole has done on Brazilian TV to earn her celebrity status, but I imagine her perfect tush played a rather significant part in it. As an ass man, I can say with assurance that when I'm old and close to death, I want an ass like Nicole's around me. So when the death pangs begin and my moments are few remaining, they can just flop me over face first into an ass like that and let me die with a face full of beautiful Brazilian butt, putting me out of my misery. Or giving me a few last moments of ecstasy before I snuff it, either way. Hell, screw the old man bit. I'm feeling a bit under the weather now. Might be a good idea if an ass like that were around at all times. Never know when something might happen. Probably have to test that ass out a few hundred times too, just to make sure it will suffice. Don't want my last moments to be spoiled.
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