Kate Upton has done a lot of good for us this year. She summertime feel like summertime again by sucking on a Firecracker popsicle on the cover of GQ, and now she's getting all "farmer's daughter" on us in Cosmopolitan magazine of all things. I've heard some dudes busting each other's balls saying things like "Why don't you go read your Cosmo?", and as of today, that is officially no longer an emasculation. Any magazine with a topless Kate Upton is a fine read in my opinion. Even if they take advantage of every last bit of product placement they can. Even if the pics are decorated with ridiculous quotes written with an even more ridiculous font. I saw the preview of this cover a while back and was praying Kate would have something to do with the story titled "Kama Sutra: Bad-Girl Edition", seeing as it's right next to her face. And although I was slightly disappointed, I'm still rather pleased with the amount of skin she bares in these images. If I see this issue of Cosmo in my aunt's bathroom come Thanksgiving, I'm going to be a little late to the table if you know what I mean.