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I want to pluck Victoria Justice's strawberries

Feb. 8, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

For knowing as little as I do about the gorgeous "Nick chick" Victoria Justice, I sure do have an unnecessarily huge crush on her. It could be due to a chemical imbalance, and I should probably see a doctor about it soon. I don't believe I've ever heard her music, nor have I seen her in a bikini, but something about her natural beauty takes me over against my will, even when she wears her silly outfits. At the Teen Vogue 10th Anniversary party, she wore a black licorice skirt and a velvety red top with little pinballs all over it (don't you just love the way I describe things?). It seems no matter what ensemble of fabric is tossed Justice's way, she finds a way to work the hell out of it. Some months ago, Victoria was at some charity event for children in need, and she donated all the clothes from the "Victorious" wardrobe department. I remember thinking, "Wow, that's gonna be one ridiculous-looking group of kids!". I'm an asshole.

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Extra Tidbit: Believe it or not, I've been to the "Victorious" wardrobe department. It's a complete mess.

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6:52PM on 02/08/2013
She's very pretty
She's very pretty
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3:20PM on 02/08/2013
I know she's over 18 but I fell like such a dirty old man looking at her.
I know she's over 18 but I fell like such a dirty old man looking at her.
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