Paris Hilton! No, I'm kidding. I just wanted to psyche out those who were reading this from the main menu. There's no way in hell Paris Hilton would ever manage to get that much junk in the trunk. Nor could the Farmer's Daughter or Debbie Doubletree. The answer as to whom this donk of donks belongs to shouldn't be surprising, but still rather delighting. It belongs to the booty queen herself, Miss Vida Guerra, a girl who seemed to had vanished from the lands at one point (perhaps to escape to Brazil to blend in), but has now returned to be hunted down by dudes with cameras in Los Angeles. She really doesn't seem to mind the attention much. After all, as you can tell by her Twitter feed, if there's one person matchlessly obsessed with Vida Guerra's ass, it's herself.
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