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Why does Sofia Vergara insist on torturing us?

Sep. 24, 2012by: Salacious Crumb

God bless the Emmys. They've given me some pretty great material this morning, and now this. There are a few things we've come to expect from the Emmy Awards year after year: The Daily Show always wins Best Variety, Modern Family always wins Best Comedy, and Sofia Vergara always electrifies the red carpet with her bountiful sexiness. She pulled no punches this year, killing us all softly with her ridiculous body in a sparkly teal dress. She may as well dye her hair red and sing "Why Don't You Do Right?" while penguins serve me scotch on the rocks. I would've included her with Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings in my rant about cleavage earlier, but there's something very special about these pics. Apparently, towards the end of the show, Sofia had a little wardrobe malfunction when her curvaceous ass busted the zipper on her dress wide open, revealing her cheeks in all their glory being flossed by a thong. No one probably would've noticed at first, but decided to share the moment with her fans by TWEETING PICTURES.

It's a f*cking great day for Earth, everyone! Unfortunately, she got it stitched up just in time for Modern Family to accept the statue for Best Comedy Series, yet again. Anyways, scroll on down to the bottom if you want to see hers.

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Source: Superior Pics

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2:44PM on 09/24/2012


I adore this woman.
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