F*ck sports. I'm in that kind of a mood lately. Actually, I'm in more of a mood where I've had it with a couple of people that I have to deal with in the sport that I'm affiliated with. What's really cool is that I can look up extremely hot pictures of Olivia Wilde at the 2009 ESPY Awards (which are about excellence in sports) and use that toe in the door to thinly veil my contempt those stupid people. Hot women are the toe into the door of pretty much everything, but especially when you want to be petty. Think about it. Your girlfriend breaks up with you, you find her prettiest friend who's willing to screw her and your heartbreak is assuaged. I love pretty women.
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