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Would you rather? (J-Woww or Snooki)

06.19.2013by: Cherry Liquor
So, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was kinda cute in a weird way when "Jersey Shore" first started. Until she opened her mouth. Then she became a national joke, got "fat" (the chick is like 4'9" tall, it's not hard to look "fat" when you're carrying only 20 extra pounds) and arrested for public drunkenness. Then she got book deals. (Don't hate her for those, they're ghost-written by an awesome author - Valerie Frankel - who otherwise does great work in her own name.) Then she got knocked up. Then she had the kid, ditched the pounds and started dialing back the old guidette style. As for Jenni "J-Woww" Farley, she's been shown as a gold-digger, a breast-implant getter (who really cares?), not really an Italian or from New Jersey, a sometimes lipstick lesbian prior to getting the call for the MTV show and a book writer as well! Like it or not, make fun of them or ignore to your heart's content, they're past their 15-minutes and haven't seemed to form into cheesy lumps just yet. Which of these lovely lasses would you rather tap?

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Source: Daily Mail

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7:30AM on 06/21/2013

Snooki

And after looking at pictures of Venus, Serena and Sloane I am very ready!
And after looking at pictures of Venus, Serena and Sloane I am very ready!
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4:02PM on 06/19/2013

J-Woww

Out of the two I'd pick her. Even though I'd take Sammi over either of those two...
Out of the two I'd pick her. Even though I'd take Sammi over either of those two...
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3:43PM on 06/19/2013
I believe the correct question is: Herpes Or Gonorrhea?
I believe the correct question is: Herpes Or Gonorrhea?
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1:11PM on 06/19/2013
I'm sorry Ladies , but I'd rather not .
I'm sorry Ladies , but I'd rather not .
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12:52PM on 06/19/2013
Based solely on looks, the tall one.
Based solely on looks, the tall one.
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12:07PM on 06/19/2013

J-Woww

Snooki looks weird now.
Snooki looks weird now.
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12:04PM on 06/19/2013

Would I Rather Be Shot or Stabbed?

..hmmm..tough choice, that's what this equates to on every level. JWoof seems to be your typical bar fly..drinking, smoking, fucking anyone. Snooki annoys me when she opens her mouth but I admit I would like to see her boobs..that's it..anything more and I'd need penicillin.
..hmmm..tough choice, that's what this equates to on every level. JWoof seems to be your typical bar fly..drinking, smoking, fucking anyone. Snooki annoys me when she opens her mouth but I admit I would like to see her boobs..that's it..anything more and I'd need penicillin.
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11:53AM on 06/19/2013
Neither, I would rather jack off.
Neither, I would rather jack off.
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10:52AM on 06/19/2013
I think I'd prefer celibacy.
I think I'd prefer celibacy.
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10:49AM on 06/19/2013

hmm

i love both of them and think they are super hot.. so i pick threesome
i love both of them and think they are super hot.. so i pick threesome
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