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Would you take porn over Scarlett Johansson?

Sep. 26, 2013by: Droz

Scarlett Johansson's movie DON JON is opening tomorrow. So nice to see Scarlett in anything, but especially so in a movie where she looks this good. Though that's kind of the problem with this movie, other than the whole premise of the redeemed womanizer, which is a concept I personally feel is played out at this point. If you don't know, the film revolves around a studly guy who develops a porn addiction, but decides to make an attempt at changing his ways when he meets Scarlett's character. Understandable. Still, I can't see how any guy's porn addiction wouldn't be instantly cured at the mere sight of a hottie like Scarlett. Even if Scarlett wasn't the Scarlett she is in our reality and was instead just a non-famous hottie, I still can't imagine anyone with a naked Scarlett mere feet away flipping open their laptop and spanking away to YouPorn. I suppose one might go there if one had reached a point in the relationship when sex was not happening as often. Even then, I'd at least make an attempt or 12 at breaking through whatever was getting in the way of the sex before I entertained any digital relief options. Hell, I wouldn't even need someone of Scarlett's quality to eschew porn. I'll take the real thing over a 3rd person perspective anytime.

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6:38PM on 09/29/2013
Also, would this Scarlet have that godawful NJ accent in this alternate universe where i could potentially hook up with her? Because that is a deal breaker.
Also, would this Scarlet have that godawful NJ accent in this alternate universe where i could potentially hook up with her? Because that is a deal breaker.
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11:56PM on 09/28/2013
I could write volumes on something like this but Im tired so I will keep this brief. Scar Jo on one hand is very bangable but I suspect that unless there was a very strong emotional and physical chemistry the relationship would only falter after a while. Sure she would be nice for a one night stand but unless I knew her very well I doubt it would work well. Porn on the other hand, figuratively speaking, allows release without consequences. There is no relationship. No nine monthes pregnancy
I could write volumes on something like this but Im tired so I will keep this brief. Scar Jo on one hand is very bangable but I suspect that unless there was a very strong emotional and physical chemistry the relationship would only falter after a while. Sure she would be nice for a one night stand but unless I knew her very well I doubt it would work well. Porn on the other hand, figuratively speaking, allows release without consequences. There is no relationship. No nine monthes pregnancy surprise. The best part is that you never know what you will find next on porn unlike Scar Jo whom after a few dozen serious bangings might even dare I say it, become less entertaining. Until that right person comes along that provides all the right things for all the right occasions you are best to just stick with that which provides release without consequences.
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7:03PM on 09/28/2013
Ding Ding...Survey says...Scarlett Jo over Porn!
Ding Ding...Survey says...Scarlett Jo over Porn!
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8:13PM on 09/27/2013

After...

.. having watched the movie and having the perspective of her character in that film, absolutely would pick porn over her.
.. having watched the movie and having the perspective of her character in that film, absolutely would pick porn over her.
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3:01AM on 09/27/2013
We should all be so lucky to even be in the same room as ScarJo, but [link]
We should all be so lucky to even be in the same room as ScarJo, but [link]
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2:33AM on 09/27/2013
dude if i was boffing that every night i would not need porn. simple as that.
dude if i was boffing that every night i would not need porn. simple as that.
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12:14AM on 09/27/2013
No chance in hell.
No chance in hell.
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8:53PM on 09/26/2013

No.

Scarlett is one of my dream girls. I'd definitely choose her.
Scarlett is one of my dream girls. I'd definitely choose her.
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7:39PM on 09/26/2013
Definitely choose her over the porn. What guy wouldn't???
Definitely choose her over the porn. What guy wouldn't???
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6:28PM on 09/26/2013
Well since I don't think I'm addicted to porn and like to actually be able to physically touch a woman, then my answers is of course I choose her!
Well since I don't think I'm addicted to porn and like to actually be able to physically touch a woman, then my answers is of course I choose her!
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