It's been a bit of a search for this old woman to figure out why Hayden Panettiere
is sitting in a hot black bikini in what I imagine is a rancid hot tub based on the other ingredients stewing in it with her. Chain Gang LA is a jewelry designing company that makes custom made charms and necklaces for the uber hipsters like Hayden. Now, if there was a solid explanation as to why she needed to put on vampire teeth... hell, they're not even custom or made to look like they're expensive. All these people are wearing 25 cent Halloween props in their mouths. I don't find it sexy. I want the little pretend country singer back. She was nearly as cute as the cheerleader without all of the moral agonizing about how she's going to deal with being FREAKING INVINCIBLE.
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